letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

(Source: bolinss)

(Source: coltoncouture)

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

Bahahahaha!

(Source: joesphjonas)

majortvjunkie:

lucy-crossing:

algebracrossing:

Probably the best pick-up line I’ve heard in Animal Crossing yet.

Best pick-up line I’ve heard ever.

that’s a huge cock

silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end
silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end
silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end

silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end

(Source: iraffiruse)

cubinhiding:

Not the immature type, but silly. The ones that aren’t afraid to act silly or goofy even if he’s embarrassing himself. The ones that does the stupidest things just to make you laugh. I’d rather stick around with them instead of the ones that have to keep his cool all the time and is really boring. 

and this is why my boyfriend loves me

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

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And I really can’t with him

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oh my god

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What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no